Me: Hey Chris. Did you know that our children's names together say "Banana?"
Chris gives me a puzzled look.
Me: "Ben. Anna. Benanna. Banana."
He rolls his eyes at me.
Me: "This is what I spend my days coming up with. What do you do?"
Chris: "Go to work. Earn money for the house and the family."
Me: *scoff* "Eh. Not nearly as important or as interesting as benanna."
Anna, 13 days old